This morning, I have fought the battle of Showersburgh.
The Princess of Showersburgh screamed, and cried, and screamed some more.
I however, Queen of Cleantopia, prevailed. I will not tolerate uncleanliness about my borders.
Throughout this battle there were casualties. The princess got soap in her eye. I the queen had to change my vestments (clothing) after several run ins with the hot springs. The soap was lost. The soap was found. Hair was made wet. The adjoining kingdoms of floorville, toiletopilis, and bathroomia general were laid waste. Jack, King of....Catlandia (?), was not amused.
Queen of Cleantopia, I prevailed. I will always prevail. I wish the Princess of Showersburgh would just accept this.
So once the battle was complete, I looked askance at her and asked:
'Who runs this?!'
Begrudingly the princess replied:
'You do mommy...you do.'
I promise to post something tomorrow that doesn't showcase my crazy, but as you can imagine the battle of Showersburgh was physically and mentally exhausting. Good day.