It is the start of the new year.
Which means everyone is all revved up to reinvent themselves.
Which means I am surrounded by a lot of negativity.
Lunch Guy: 'Would you like white or brown rice with your stir fry today?'
Me: White please! But no beef just veggies.
Other people: *Side eye because I ordered white rice*
Friends: 'Oh I drank so much this New Year's Eve. I'm never drinking again.
Me: 'Oh haha, I had sparkling cider for NYE.'
Other People: *Side eye because this weirdo isn't sick like the rest of us!*
Random people: 'I'm giving up soda! I'm giving up bread! I'm giving up sugar!'
Me: 'Ummm...why you gotta be so negative about my life choices though?'
Hehe. Happy Thursday ya'll.
*Obviously this post is a joke...but I know the obvious is sometimes lost on the interwebs.*