Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Sh*t Boomer Says : Vol3

Hi Lovelies!

I know long time no blog....same old song and dance.

But I'm back for another Mommy Confessions with Megan and Heather!!!!


You guys really seem to like 'Sh*t Boomer Says', so I decided let's do another one!

*While Shopping at the mall last weekend*

I was specifically looking for a leather peplum top, but I tried on some other stuff too.

I put on a lace black peplum top.

Boomer: Mommy! Where'd your boobs go?!?!?!

*Loudly....so the entire fitting room could hear*

Me: I just don't have a bra on Boomer.

Boomer: Oh. Well....you should always wear one Momma. You have little breastibles.

Me: ...........

I tried on another shirt, the one I'd came for.

Boomer: I like that one mommy. Its SASSY!!

Me: Well thanks sweetie.

Boomer: But those pants are way to small momma. Your tummy is rolling over.

Me: Umm....I just wanted to see how they looked.

Boomer: Well you should wear some pants that fit when you go out tomorrow.

*Tried on a dress*

Boomer: Mommy....just....no.

You may have seen some of my tweets after this, but I was dying of laughter. I may exclusively shop with Boomer from now on because I know she will tell me exactly how she feels about EVERYTHING.

When we got home I tried on the whole outfit for her opinion.

Boomer: Mom....this is gross.....but....your bottom looks really good in those jeans. And those shoes are the coolest.

Me: THANK YOU!!!!!!


*The other night during grace*

Boomer: God we thank you for this food, for rest and home and all things good.....Oh wait.....Excuse me Jesus, I have a wedgie.

Momma Boom and I: *giggles*

Boomer: Stop laughing! I'm praying! This is serious!

*Yesterday during grace*

Boomer: God we thank you for this food, for rest and home and all things good, for the wind, and the rain, and the sun we love, but most of all.....thank you for mommy, daddy, Mimi, Gg,  and Dave (the guy who did my makeup 2 WEEKS AGO). God Dave is....

Me: Boomer, God knows who Dave is.

Boomer: Yeah Mom duh, God knows everything, but you should still tell him everything.

Me:.....

Boomer: Ok so God thanks for all those people and this food and stuff, amen.

10 comments:

Lindsay said...

haha- she's such a cutie! Maybe I need to take her shopping with me.

Sarah said...

Hi Whitney! Fellow liker from the Mommy Confessions link party and LOVED the wedgie prayer. Can't wait until Drew starts talking more and says funny stuff. Anyway, new follower! Hope you'll stop by and let me know your thoughts on my confession!

Megan B.B. said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh! The wedgie! I snorted! So funny!
I also laugh at "your tummy is rolling over"
I once had a kid tell me that my "legs jiggled funny when I walked."

Oh, kids,
Thanks for linking up!
xoxo
Megan @ thememoirsofmegan.com

Amber Cease said...

Swinging by from yesterday's link-up... The things some kids say are hilarious, and Boomer seems to be no exception, haha... Too cute (and HONEST, not a bad thing) ;) My 2 yr. old insisted his baby sister was STILL in mommy's belly after we brought her home from the hospital... He also mistook a baby being in my MIL's (his Nana's) belly :/

Leigh said...

Bahahaha!! I love that she excused herself to pick her wedgie, how polite!

Heather @ Cookies For Breakfast said...

OMFG, SHE IS MY FAVORITE CHILD (minus my own) EVER! I'm laughing so hard at all of these!!!! Breastibles OMG. Wear pants that fit. Jesus I have a wedgie.

This kid gets better every day! ;-) Keep these comin!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for a post about the Queen and the Lady in Waiting. :-)

Ashley said...

oh my god this is horrifying and hilarious at the same time!

I love the excuse me jesus I have a wedgie hahaha god I died.

Kym said...

Whitney that child is hilarious. Definitely a keeper :)

xo
Kym
bitty.and.bunny

Whitney Ellen said...

I need your child to write a book.