I know long time no blog....same old song and dance.
But I'm back for another Mommy Confessions with Megan and Heather!!!!
You guys really seem to like 'Sh*t Boomer Says', so I decided let's do another one!
*While Shopping at the mall last weekend*
I was specifically looking for a leather peplum top, but I tried on some other stuff too.
I put on a lace black peplum top.
Boomer: Mommy! Where'd your boobs go?!?!?!
*Loudly....so the entire fitting room could hear*
Me: I just don't have a bra on Boomer.
Boomer: Oh. Well....you should always wear one Momma. You have little breastibles.
I tried on another shirt, the one I'd came for.
Boomer: I like that one mommy. Its SASSY!!
Me: Well thanks sweetie.
Boomer: But those pants are way to small momma. Your tummy is rolling over.
Me: Umm....I just wanted to see how they looked.
Boomer: Well you should wear some pants that fit when you go out tomorrow.
*Tried on a dress*
You may have seen some of my tweets after this, but I was dying of laughter. I may exclusively shop with Boomer from now on because I know she will tell me exactly how she feels about EVERYTHING.
When we got home I tried on the whole outfit for her opinion.
Boomer: Mom....this is gross.....but....your bottom looks really good in those jeans. And those shoes are the coolest.
Me: THANK YOU!!!!!!
*The other night during grace*
Boomer: God we thank you for this food, for rest and home and all things good.....Oh wait.....Excuse me Jesus, I have a wedgie.
Momma Boom and I: *giggles*
Boomer: Stop laughing! I'm praying! This is serious!
*Yesterday during grace*
Boomer: God we thank you for this food, for rest and home and all things good, for the wind, and the rain, and the sun we love, but most of all.....thank you for mommy, daddy, Mimi, Gg, and Dave (the guy who did my makeup 2 WEEKS AGO). God Dave is....
Me: Boomer, God knows who Dave is.
Boomer: Yeah Mom duh, God knows everything, but you should still tell him everything.
Boomer: Ok so God thanks for all those people and this food and stuff, amen.