Today I'm linking up with Heather and Megan for another Mommy Confessions!
Back by popular demand, and by popular I mean Whitters, its Sh*t Boomer Says!
We went to her school's pool party on Sunday night and that provided me with quite a few gems:
*After I got my suit on*
Bommer: Mommy you look preg-a-nent!
Me: Gee thanks kiddo
*About an hour later when we went to the potty*
Boomer: Now that I saw the other mommy's, you look pretty good mommy.
Me: *with no sarcasm this time* Thanks kiddo!
*While riding in the car a commercial came on for Match.com*
Boomer: Mommy you're single right?
Me: .....ummm, yes....
Boomer: You should do that mommy. You should do that match thingy.
Me: Ok sweetie
Boomer: No really. While you're still young and look pretty or whatever.
*While at a Mexican restaurant for dinner*
Boomer: Mommy do you speak Mexican?
Me: *facepalm* Spanish! Boomer Mexican people speak Spanish!
Boomer: Oh. Well do you speak that?
Me: A little.
Boomer: Ok. What does 'dodo lemama doe' mean?
*At the grocery store*
Me: We need to stop at the pharmacy before we leave ok?
Boomer: *in a not indoor voice* To get your not preg-a-nent pills?!?!
Boomer: *Still not in an indoor voice* But you can only get preg-a-nent if you lay down in bed with a boy right?!?!?!
Me: OMG we will talk about this at home! Shhhh!
Boomer: Mommy you only lay down in bed with Jack (the cat) so you can't be preg-a-nent right?!?!?
Me: Boomer (actually at this point we were at FULL NAME status), we will discuss this at home.
Boomer: I'm just saying you're not preg-a-nent, so whadya need the pills for?
Me: Please stop.
Boomer: Ok, can I have some chocolate?
Clearly my kid is preoccupied with mommy bringing another life into the world, and my dating life. I told her not to worry about either, and she asked for chocolate again. At least she's easily distracted.