Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Mommy Confessions : Sh*t Boomer Says Vol 2

Hello Lovelies!

Today I'm linking up with Heather and Megan for another Mommy Confessions!



Back by popular demand, and by popular I mean Whitters, its Sh*t Boomer Says!

We went to her school's pool party on Sunday night and that provided me with quite a few gems:

*After I got my suit on*

Bommer: Mommy you look preg-a-nent!
Me: Gee thanks kiddo

*About an hour later when we went to the potty*

Boomer: Now that I saw the other mommy's, you look pretty good mommy.
Me: *with no sarcasm this time* Thanks kiddo!

*While riding in the car a commercial came on for Match.com*

Boomer: Mommy you're single right?
Me: .....ummm, yes....
Boomer: You should do that mommy. You should do that match thingy.
Me: Ok sweetie
Boomer: No really. While you're still young and look pretty or whatever.

*While at a Mexican restaurant for dinner*

Boomer: Mommy do you speak Mexican?
Me: *facepalm* Spanish! Boomer Mexican people speak Spanish!
Boomer: Oh. Well do you speak that?
Me: A little.
Boomer: Ok. What does 'dodo lemama doe' mean?
Me: o_O

*At the grocery store*

Me: We need to stop at the pharmacy before we leave ok?
Boomer: *in a not indoor voice* To get your not preg-a-nent pills?!?!
Me: Shhh...yes.
Boomer: *Still not in an indoor voice* But you can only get preg-a-nent if you lay down in bed with a boy right?!?!?!
Me: OMG we will talk about this at home! Shhhh!
Boomer: Mommy you only lay down in bed with Jack (the cat) so you can't be preg-a-nent right?!?!?
Me: Boomer (actually at this point we were at FULL NAME status), we will discuss this at home.
Boomer: I'm just saying you're not preg-a-nent, so whadya need the pills for?
Me: Please stop.
Boomer: Ok, can I have some chocolate?


Clearly my kid is preoccupied with mommy bringing another life into the world, and my dating life. I told her not to worry about either, and she asked for chocolate again. At least she's easily distracted. 

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Hey there! New follower from the Mommy Confession link up!

The last one literally made me laugh out loud. I almost spit coffee all over my laptop!

Whitney Ellen said...

She wants you to join Match.com. I'm dying.

Amber Cease said...

Swinging by from the link-up... This is just too cute! My son is only 2 1/2 years old, but I can only imagine what will ensue as he grows because he already sits at the dinner table, refusing to eat because the "food is gross." Or spews that "Gordon's a loser" because he is mean to all the other tank engines. These made me giggle, especially the pool party ones!

Haley said...

This is so hilarious.
Match.com is successful at marketing to six year olds now?
Too funny! :)

Megan B.B. said...

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sh*t Boomer says is back! It's my FAVORITE!!
Seriously, the kid needs a sitcom.
Thanks for linking!
xoxo
Megan @ thememoirsofmegan.com